Written by Crazy_Desire
August 2022, I was in [Redacted] town (here we will call the town "Stown"). We arrived at a B&M store to grab a drink for Mountain to quench his thirst. As we explored the drinks isle, Mountain picked a drink, and felt peckish. So we went to the chocolate and crisps isle, eager to find something to calm Mountain's rumbling stomach.
After a while, Mountain stumbled on a box for around £1.50 for a box of 3 chocolate eggs, which contained various scooby doo toys in each egg. A near identical concept to the kinder egg, but much cheaper than a kinder egg. Mountain decided to purchase a pair. (Note: I can't even find a picture of this product online, thats how rare and weird it is). We went to the till where the lady swiftly served us, and Mountain paid for his items. We went outside, and hung outside as Mountain eagerly opened each scooby doo egg.
I opened an egg with Mountain, and we recieved three items. 1) A small build it yourself plane. 2) A vampire statue, and 3) a little spinning top. Mountain quickly build the plane in ease. Mountain offered for me too keep the vampire statue in the car, but I declined as I had no idea where I would put it, and i aint gonna lie, its a bit of a shit toy. We headed to the park instead with the toys in our pockets. After messing around with pokestops and gyms, I suggested we hide the toys around the park, and when we return in a week, we should check if the toys still remain.
First, we played a little game, where I first hit the toy plane in the park in secret whilst Mountain was too busy watching "CaptainBoneTV" on twitch. I asked Mountain to try finding the toy plane, which suprisingly he found fairly quickly, despite it being hidden in a crevice on the roof of this playhouse. We then proposed to hide the other toys, so we hid the vampire statue into the bark of a tree, roughly 2 metres high. The small red spinning toy was hidden in a wheel of a wooden train object. As nightfall drew, and the twilight arose, we left the park to return home. We looked forward to returning the following weeks to check.
Roughly 2 weeks later, we arrived back at the park. We quickly rushed to each site to where the toys where hidden. Unfortunately, ALL the toys where GONE. I couldn't believe it. These toys where hidden well. How on earth did people find these toys?? Bewildered and shocked, me and mountain decided to pursue this phenomenon, and quickly dashed to B&M to buy 2 packs of scooby doo eggs, therefore 6 chocolate eggs in total. We sat on little stone poles outside B&M, as we quickly munched through the chocolate eggs. I had obtained one weird green caterpillar with stickers, one green turtle, and one little pin badge. Mountain had also obtained a pin badge of Fred. I believe he obtained a dog statue and something very crappy. I older gentlemen watched, weirded but enjoyed.
Mountain couldn't be bothered going back to the park to scatter toys everywhere since it was far away. Instead, we scattered the 6 toys throughout the town centre. I stuck the caterpillar on a sign poll, the turtle on a plant pot which was 2 metres high, and my red velma pin in a wall. Mountain stuck his dog toy on a ledge, far from the pathway, and his other toys in a bush and sign. We could not wait to arrive next time to check.
As next week arrived, I was the first in town, waiting for Mountain to arrive. So I decided to check the toys. I couldn't find a single one. Mountain arrived later and the only toy that remained when we checked together, was the Velma pin in the wall. We had been beaten by the citizens of Stown again. We were not gonna allow defeat to happen. We purchased another 3 eggs, where unfortunately we got more spinners and planes. We went to the park, played a little game of "guess where I hid the toys", had fun, and left our hidden toys. I remember one toy was hidden in a small tree, and one was hidden in the wooden logs.
Again, next time we returned to play pokemon go, the toys were gone. Was there someone actively hunting for our toys, or were we just bad at hiding toys? The trend started to die out as we became fed up with our losses. The next we went to Stown, was the last time I purchased the scooby doo eggs. I STRUGGLED to build the airplane. It was at night and we got more spinners, more planes, and this weird football circular disk thing. Me and mountain started to hate the taste of the crappy chocolate from the chocolate eggs. We sloppy hid the toys as we expected defeat.
The last time we bought eggs, we received THE SCOOBY STATUE. It was poggers since Mountain was looking for that toy for ages. I ain't gonna lie, I don't remember what happened with that toy. The trend was truly dead. We never bought another pack of eggs since. The toys where crap plastic made on an automatic machine, the chocolate tasted shit, and they were relatively expensive. The trend had truly died. But the trend will hopefully live forever in this blog post.
17th January, my birthday. I don't really celebrate my birthday at all (because its a pagan practice), but today is a special day. Not because it is my birthday, It is because after over a year, I will finally come out with the truth on why I stop streaming between July 2022 and Jan 2023.
Y'all forced me to write this. On the 22nd of March 2023, whilst playing crowd control sonic mania, I accidently leaked that I am the three time 2008/2009/2010 ghanian videogame world champion, when seb started disrespecting my ability in videogames.
Well., hello there laddies! Welcome back to part two of my investing journey. It's been a while laddies. Lots have happened since the last update. Old me was just an investing noob who wrote that last article. Now, I am an investing prodigy, a connoisseur of sorts.
