I was overtaken by a female on the motorway which caused my manhood to be lost for 4 days.

Written by Crazy_Desire 

As you know, I firmly believe that females are far inferior drivers compared to males. But when I female overtook me at 100mph on a 70mph road, my heart sank. I could not believe what happened. Let me tell you more what happened.

"But Crazy, you said female drivers are shit. How come you got absolutely blitzed by one then?". Listen. I don't believe that ALL females are horrible drivers. I am just saying that over half the time you encounter an absolute shocking driver on the road, the are female. Things like slow driving, weak perception, bad decision making, terrible attention spans and overall not knowing the rules of the road is what I classify as a bad driver. I don't believe the biology of woman make them more likely to be bad drivers. Rather, I believe men are usually better drivers as they care more about their cars, they enjoy driving more and cars are more of a masculine trait.

Think about it. Toys like hot wheels and remote control cars are toys for men. Andrew Tate buys Bugattis, not makeup and dolls. I remember one time when this one car was driving 20mph on a 30mph and randomly stopped on the road, just to let a group of girls go across the main road. It would have been much more efficient just to drive past and the pedestrians just to walk after our cars have passed as they were no cars behind or in front of us.  Instantly, I knew that only a woman would make such an awful decision like this. My friend in the passenger seat disputed this, saying I was "sexist". Yeah, okay. 

I gave a bet to my friend, that I knew without looking, that the driver was 100% female. My friend obviously disagreed and said it was a male. As we set off, It was very difficult to see who was driving after around 2 minutes of driving. Suddenly, the car infront went in a different route from my intended route. I guess that was it, we would never know who was driving that car. SIKE, I FOLLOWED THAT CAR. I had to know who was driving. Anyways, after my borderline illegal stalking, the car pulled up and parked 2 minutes later. As I overtook the car, me and my friend paid close attention and the driver was............. FEMALE. I fricking knew it. I laughed at my friend, what a fool he was. But the females would have the last laugh.

Surprisingly on the same day, after visiting the supermarket, I headed back to my hometown and went towards the dual carriageway. On the way, two females in a black car were driving weirdly in front of me. They kept switching lanes, and accelerating and deaccelerating so much, they didn't even know what driving at a constant speed is. I was in front of them as we approached the roundabout to go the dual carriageway. I wasn't expecting much from the female drivers behind me, but as soon as I hit the dual carriageaway, the pickup truck infront was driving slow, so I slowed down and prepared to overtake the truck.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the females behind me overtook me!! I was furious!!! One reason being that I had previously already indicated to overtake which they ignored and did not let me overtake, the other reason being that a female overtook me. How could I, a man, let a female over take me? Top G would have been disgusted if he heard this shit. Anyways, I took the truck and the girls infront of me where driving a normal speed. My friend was laughing as he saw the females overtake me. I could not allow it. I slammed the fricking gas pedal, doing 65mph on the 50mph zone. I started the overtake, and as I ended the overtaking lane, the females started speeding up. What the actual frick. We were both overspeeding by 15mph, even though I was on the overtaking lane.

For people who don't drive, usually, if someone is overtaking you, you generally slow down so the overtaking car can eventually overtake you. You don't speed up. I increased my speed to 75mph and after a while, I managed to overtake the females, and I entered the left lane like normal. I laughed at my friend. I told him off for thinking a female could be better than me at driving. BRO, I KID YOU NOT, AS SOON AS I SAID THAT. THE FEMALES STARTED A OVERTAKE.

I was bare in mind, like really far in front at the start. Maybe around 300-400 metres away. These females in the black car slammed their gas pedal and were doing 100 mph on the new 70mph. As I saw the incoming disaster coming, I couldn't do anything. My car is a really old and kinda broken car. My car does not accelerate fast at all. I could slam the gas pedal and it will go up a few mph every 30 seconds, that's how old my car is. I knew I couldn't compete as the females swiftly overtook me. I stared at them as they drove past me, but they did not look back. They kept it cool and were both looking in front at the road like I was some ant they just stepped on.

They kept the 100mph for a long time. My friend urged me to speed up and drag race with the females, but I said no. I knew my car was nowhere near as good as their modern car, and the females did not slow down when they overtook me. My friend laughed his guts out and my ego had completely shattered. All I could do was merely catch up when we hit the traffic lights at the end of the dual carriageaway. I tried to overtake then, but got swiftly denied by the overspeeding females. It was an utter nightmare. These females were so petty yet so cunning. I kinda respect that. I was utterly defeated and since then, I have never uttered a bad word about a female driver because I'm scared. I'm scared that I will overtaken by another female again........

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